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DAY IN THE LIFE

                                                          who I presume has something to  the new Church at Shaw, so my
                             A HARD                       do with Fosters (Forsters,?)  neighbour took Sarah until I
                                                          lager.
                                                                                     returned. It's nice having
                                                             Congratulations, do you  neighbours like that.
                                                                                        Take round cans of lager to
                              DAYS                        like Fosters?              there is no charge, it's a present.
                                                             "Never tasted it in my life,  friends and neighbours, explain
                                                          prefer Newcastle Brown".
                                                             "Did you enjoy Crocodile  Get met with looks of surprise!
                              NIGHT                       Dundee?"                   Talk with one neighbour about
                                                             "Haven't seen it yet".
                                                                                     taking the garage who sold him a
                                                             "Do you enter lots of  duff car to court. Think about
                              (Or a househusbands work is
                                                         competitions."              tea. Oh I'd better phone up
                              never done).
                                                             "Not really".           about that bus.
                               noise and dust and tractors and   "You'll be having a big   "Well actually he's not on
                              dumpers and lights at two o'  party now I suppose?"    this number, you want our head
                              clock in the morning and banging   "No we're going to raffle  office."
    The Drummond family live in Shaw.
    Jan takes care of Sarah whilst Helen   after midnight. Probably.   some of it off for the toddler   Phone head office.
   is the breadwinner as a minister in   Why do they need any more  club, and give some away to   "Sorry he's busy, can I get
   the West Swindon Ecumenical team  factories, sorry, industrial units?  friends."   him to phone you?"
   representing the. United Reformed   There's all those units near   (I think he's already written   "yes please"
   Church.
                              Titcombe Garage still unlet.   his story and just wants me to   Tea, salad, meat, crisps,
    3.00am -'Morning Lucy! Why do   I do the breakfast dishes  confirm what he thinks is true).   cheese, beetroot, Sarah loves
    we have to have a cat who knows  while Sarah plays in the dining   We have our photos taken  beetroot. Maybe that's what's
    how to climb up to our second  room. It makes a really good  in front of 192 cans, sorry tubes  causing the smelly nappies.
    floor bedroom window? Luckily  playpen with the stair gate in the  of lager and then make a brisk  Nappy buckets full. Change
   she didn't bring in any of her  doorway between the kitchen  getaway with out swag, much to  Sarah, squeeze one more nappy
    victims.                  and dining room. Sarah tells me  the amusement of the wedding  into the bucket, take Sarah and
       All she wants is a little fuss  things about what she can see  party leaving the Register  bucket downstairs to wash (and
    and then she should let us get  and what she's doing, and she  Office.           feed).
    back to sleep.            can see me as I go about my    Back to Shaw, off load the   Man from Rotary Club
       7.00am - Beep beep. The  tasks.                   lager, then Wayne wizzes down  phones back and promises to
    alarm. What? Oh yes Helen's got   The parent and toddler club  the M4 to Newbury to his friend  send booking form for mini bus.
    a staff meeting today.    meeting last night was  for lunch. We dine on a Vesta     Sit and eat tea (have tea?)
       7. l5am - Beep beep! Yes ok  interesting. Good idea to have it  Chop Suey (ready in 20  Tell Lucy and Aslan (the other
    heard you the first time!   in a pub, so that we can sort  minutes). Sarah wants custard  cat) that they'll have theirs after
       8.00am - Breakfast together  things out over a drink. We're  with hers, she settles for having  we've had ours. Sarah spoils this
   a rare thing; though I do think I  planning for a photographer to  the custard  after,  then has her  arrangement by accidently (?)
   get the better deal, being a  come in May, a visit to The  nappy changed and her  dropping bits of meat, crisps (but
   househusband; breakfast with  Cotswold Wildlife Park (I'll need  afternoon nap with Barry the  not beetroot) onto floor.
   Helen and then breakfast with  to get in touch with the Rotary  Giant Blue Teddy Bear, who   Sit and read with Sarah for a
   Sarah our 20th month old  Club to book their free minibus)  seems to take up more than his  while then bathtime. (Likes
   daughter.                  and a toy and book party from  fair share of the cot.   water, like toys, like splash
       8.15am - Swap cars round.  Childs Play.               While_ she's asleep I go  splash, hates gurgir gurgir at end
   Pull cousin Wayne's car off the   10.00am - Ring. "Morning  down to West Swindon (what  of bath.
   drive, Helen's car out of the  Norah. This is my cousin Wayne  will  we call it when Carrefour   Get dried (Sarah helps
   garage oops! Morning Milkman!  from Canada. Norah lives at  changes to Gateway?) District  daddy with the talc, and thinks
   Milkfloats always move so slowly  Lower Shaw Farm, Wayne; Meg  Centre to meet Debbie from  the cream on her bot is the same
   (except when you're reversing  and Holly are two of the children  toddlers to buy some toys. We  as the cream on fruit - tries to eat
   out of the drive, then they  from the farm."          finally decide on a Fisher Price  it, ugh!
   •  suddenly appear from nowhere).   Sarah gets very possesive.  Activity House, one of those   "Night night Barry bear,
       8.30am - Morning Sarah,  about her toys. Holly is starting  musical rattles on wheels, and a  night night Rhona the dolly,
   daughter of mine. ChangeS  to take a few tentative steps,  brick trolley. We spend slightly  night night Sarah, see you in the
   nappy. P0000h! Must be those  good girl Holly. We play for a  more than was agreed at last  morning!" kiss and cuddle.
   antibiotics. I wonder how much  while, finishing off with Ring a  night's meeting but do get a very   Stay upstairs a while in case
   research these drug companies  Ring a Roses. Then Norah,  healthy discount for being good  she doesn't settle, she seems
   actually do into the effects (and  Holly and Meg wander back to  customers (and cheeky enough  fine.
   after effects) of their drugs. Still  the farm.       to ask for it!).               Listen to a bit of Revolver
   they do seem to be doing the   Helen's back from staff    I go into the Library to do  (best LP the fab four ever made).
   trick.                     meeting so we all pile into  some photcopying for the WEA   Then bath for daddy (more
       9.00am - Sarah's breakfast  Wayne's hire car (Helen's taken  night class I'm doing in Swindon  water but less toys and splash
   (my second of the day!), juice,  hers in for a service) to go down  (British Pop Music of the  splash than previous time).
   cereal, toast, bacon and egg.  town to pick up my prize in the  1960's), then walk up to Jill's to   Then downstairs wash the
                                                  Dundee  drop off the minutes for her to  dishes for the day (I've got it
   Ooo look Sarah, look at the  Adver/Crocodile
   birds. No I don't think they like  Competition. £100's worth of  type. I forgot who's doing the  down to about twenty minutes).
   Mini Wheats; if you don't eat all  lager. How many cans is that?  map, so when I get home I do a   Then hoover up the crisp
   your toast they may get some of  Will it all fit in the boot? What an  quick phone round to check,  crumbs the cats have refused (or
   that. No that toast is for Sarah.   earth am I going to do with it all?  (the idea was that we have a map  just not noticed).
       "Where do you go to my     Down to Swindon, find  at Parent & Toddlers showing   Helen's working tonight so
   lovely when you're alone in your  somewhere to park. Into the  where each person lives, so that  its a bit of telly, write that letter
   bed" Crickey, doesn't GWR  Cinema. G' day!            when new people come, they can  to main I promised on Sunday
   Radio have any  other  Golden   Morning Mr Drummond,  see if there's anyone near them  then bed (shall we go swimming
   Oldies. It's either this or  come for your lager? Its upstairs.  who comes).     tomorrow? If it's a nice day we
   Manfred Mann. Those factories  Go upstairs, Sarah on my back   Collect Sarah from a  could go to Lydiard Park, or
   on Hilimead aren't half shooting  (in her backpack) meet the  neighbour, she's woken up,  maybe feed some ducks in
   up. Wonder if it's worth applying  Adver reporter, photographer,  Helen had to go to meet the Arch  Queen's Park. What shall I do
   for a rate rebate because of the  cinema manager, another chap,   Deacon to discuss the plans for   with all that lager in the garage?
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