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12 FOR WOMEN

Cruelty free Asian Ladies celebrate Diwali
A RANGE OF PERFUMES
THAT ARE SO EXCLUSIVE
ECHOES have brought about the revolution that the
Designer Fragrances industry has been dreading
- high quality products at mass market prices. Prices that start
at just £4.99 for our Talc & Soap and go up to a mere LII .99 for our 75ml
bottle of Eau de Parfum. YOU CANT EVEN BUY THEM IN THE SHOPS
Telephone Sue or Me on (0666) 825258
Pets

At Home

Worred about who will
LM'PFS look after your pets
whilst you're on holiday?
Are the stresses aiuIstrain.s
Pets -At -Home Members of the group pose in their best saris
of Christmas getting could be your answer.
toyo yet? The Asian Ladies group which the exiled God Rama rescued his
Pets -At -Home
Treat yourself to a relaxing Is a new service which meets in the Community Suite at wife Sita from the demon Ravana
aromatherapy massage to cares for pets the Link Centre celebrated the and once again ruled his King-
Hindu festival of Diwali at the dom. Rama's followers were so
restore the true spirit of (sorry, no dogs) beginning of November.
pleased at the prospect of his
Christmas in their own home. Diwali, or the Festival of Lights, return that they lit lamps every-
Call Saruly Best, A.LP.TL Telephone Swindon represents the end of the year where to welcome him home.

Tel. 855266 873062 for further details and the beginning of the new.The The ladies group brought in
festival celebrates the time when special foods and enjoyed a party.
Salisbury Street
LILILL4gTOP Swindon Memo
Tel: 619562
From: God, Immortal, Invisible, Only Wise, The Almighty
Now On Sale To: All Women
Nearly New School Uniforms It has come to My attention that
Nearly New Maternity Wear & Baby Clothes the annual celebration of My
LET US SELL YOUR GOODS FOR YOU HIRE SERVICE AVAILABLE Son's birthday is causing a cer-
tain amount of stress and anxiety
A Happy & Safe and far too much overtime is
being claimed for. A survey by
Christmas from the Angelic Market Research
team has produced the following
the Swindon Seat figures:
Belt Centre. New 90% of all women between the
ages of 18 and 65 spend an aver-
phone number, age of two months preparing for
Christmas.
same service 80% report symptoms of stress
in the period 1 -25 December
62% of all women quetioned
Swindon Seat Belt Centre would like to see Christmas Elizabeth Wood, in touch with a
Unit 16, Station Industrial Estate banned! higher being
In the light of these findings I am introducing the following rules,
Sheppard Street, Swindon. Tel: 488622
effective from today:-
1. No shop will be allowed to display anything to do with Christ-
mas until 14th December.
2. The maximum price for a child's toy is reduced to £5 and each
= 1 child will be limited to three toys only.
3. Arguments about who is having the in-laws this year are no
"AL longer permitted. A strict rotation system will be brought into
operation.
4. No woman will be allowed to spend more than two hours in the
kitchen on Christmas Day.
5. Comedians will be forbidden to make Christmas Specials and
The Great Escape will not be shown this year.
START 6. Each family will be required to draw up a list of chores to be
AT equally divided among them and every woman is to be served
breakfast in bed on 25 December.
CURTAIN DREAM
38 HAVELOCK STREET I hope that these new regulations will help to alleviate some of your
problems. May I take this opportunity to wish you all a peaceful and
SWINDON enjoyable Christmas.
Yours ever
TELEPHONE 513701 The Almighty