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Pinkerton's Cafe Bar and Restaurant has When you can no longer ignore those pangs
opened its doors for business and you can of hunger you can eat In the cafe bar or mosey
bet your bottom dollar you ain't seen nothin' on through to one of the restaurant areas.
like this before! Join Pinkerton's agents providing security
Leave the convertible at the parking lot for Barnum and Bailey's wold-famous circus,
and make for the doors where the genu-ine PINKERTON'S enjoy a glamourous interlude mixing with
Model T Ford marks your entry to a New CAFE BAR RESTAURANT the stars of the Silver Screen, or ride shotgun
World experience. Before you go in, on the 01' Iron Horse - the choice is yours.
straighten those seams and tilt that cases put you off - police truncheons and Now get an eyeful of the biggest menu in
Homberg, 'cos there ain't gonna be no scruffs handcuffs are scattered around to keep the West - can you handle it? There ain't no
in this joint. things on the straight 'n' narrow and easy choices here. From the First Shot to the
The Pinkerton's hostesses will direct you Pinkerton's finest are on hand. End of the Road we are talldn' serious eatin'l
to your table, or if you're cravin' Red River Prawns, Texas Prawns,
some liquid refreshment Texas Rangers, Jack the
(and you're over 21), PINK ERTON"S Ribber, Jailbait
CAFE BAR REST EJEANT
head for the - the names
bar. are as colour-
In the ful as the
cafe bar be dishes.
prepared to Tantnlising
eyeball some starters, Tex Mex,
real mean hefty meat dishes,
dudes. Butch City Slickersalads,
Cassidy, The Untouchables
Sundance, and super-snacks - all
even 01' Scarface tastes are catered for.
Capone are all The burgers are 100%
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hanging out here -
prime ground beef and
somewhere. But served with a variety of
don't let those violin 4 side salads, dressings
Atthe centre ofthings, the B1gWcsFrankMacAlinden and dips. If you can't
with assistants Gavin Car, left and Mark Lafayette The wildest action is behind the bar where make up your mind why
Left: Darren and Gary demonstrate bar flare you can have your cocktail mixed with style. not share or sample several different dishes?
Right: Some of the girls who passed the audition So just step up and name your poison - Blue Go on, make a meal of 'emi
Murder, Snake Oil, The mega-puds are guaranteed to really
Yellowbelly Daiquiri - finish you off, from Betty Grable cheesecake
they all pack a punch, to a St Valentine's Day massacre of
so go for it? If you strawberries and Ice cream. The young 'uns
THERE WAS prefer your liquor have a menu of their own with drinks from
straight you can
Pinkerton's soda gun and ice cream desserts.
ONCE A BLIND MAN choose from a range of Sit back and relax with a glass of fine wine
premium beers from or a steamln' mug of coffee, but keep your eye
WHO USED TO BEG AT ONE SIDE OF CENTRAL
around the world. On on the staff. These guys an' gals weren't just
PARK. HE SAT THERE WITH HIS HAT ON THE
the wagon? No interviewed for the job - no slree, they were
GROUND READY TO RECEIVE ANY DONATIONS.
HE ALSO HAD A SIGN WHICH READ: problem. Make your auditioned. So watch for all sorts of antics,
I AM BLIND. choice from a selection especially when Frank 'Big Boss' McAllnden
ONE FINE MORNING IN EARLY SPRING, A of Low Alcohol or rings that bell!
COPYWRITER PASSED BY ON THIS WAY TO WORK.
alcohol free beers and All in all you won't be forgettin' this
HE BENT DOWN, WROTE SOMETHING ON THE
cocktails, loosely experience in a hurry, so go cash in those
SIGN AND PASSED ON.
known as The Good Pinkerton's Dollar Bills - before The Mob gets
THAT EVENING, HE PASSED BYAGAIN ON HIS
WAY HOME. Guys. there first?
'HOW WAS YOUR DAY?' HE ENQUIRED OFTHE
BLIND MAN.
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'FANTASTIC; CAME THE REPLY, 'NEVER DONE
SO WELL. WHAT DID YOU WRITE ON THE SIGNZ'
'I ADDED A FEW WORDS TO YOUR SIGN, SO
IT READ:
IT IS SPRING AND I AM BLIND:
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