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ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT 11
Will Wayne's World Travel?
Lisa Clarke looks at the new cult movie MRT SECRETARIAL
from Stateside now showing at the MGM
WORD PROCESSING
Welcome to 'Wayne's World', a bangers whose sole purpose in life is
teenage fantasy film, and every to hang out with friends and party. Letters, CV's, Mailshots, Manuscripts and Reports
parent's nightmare. Together they host a late-night All work produced on a Hewlett Packard Laser Printer
If this flick takes off like it did in cable access television programme For a fast professional secretarial service,
America, phrases like 'I think I'm broadcast from Wayne's cellar in phone Maureen on 881733 (West Swindon).
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bucket' (awful), will invade Britain's ultimate heavy metal fans who
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Friday 5th-Reminiscing in Tempo
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A celebration of music and dance by
third age Afro-Caribbean musicians, Garth on the other hand, is what
every kid fears he is. He's afraid of at,.
who have lived in Britain, plus the PROFESSIONAL
saying the wrong thing, which he
winners of the 1991 Jazz Dance
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pumped up when he co-hosts the mature people interested in
"Wayne's World" programme. learning the Classical Guitar.
Wayne and Garth's friendship is ci.
in jeopardy when television magnate Individual half hour lessons
(sheeeah rriigghhht!) Benjamin on a weekly basis. Music 0
Oliver (Rob Lowe) wants to produce examinations from beginners J7 ter & 10
the programme for national to diploma level coached ARE YOU THINKING OF
television. and encouraged
Oliver also tries to move in on A NEW KITCHEN
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