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P.C.Stuart Revill told the court:"I When police came across unemployed labour-
asked him why no tax disc was displayed er Tom O'Grady in a Cliftonville bank one
and he replied:.."I'm sorry constable October night they asked him what he was
but I had my brain removed at birth.."
doing & he replied..."I've come about my
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The first topless barmaid in Wales who Aman looking for work indecently exposed
was arrested just 20 minutes after himself at the Ipswich Dept.of Health &
starting her job,faces 2 charges of Sgcial_Securtty- because he thor h--it- may
criminal deception. (Yorkshire Eve.Post) help him get a job.(Ipswich Eve.Star)